Beautiful Collection of Funny Quotes
Life without fun and humor is boring so today with this post you will enjoy 20 beautiful Collection of Famous funny quotes of 2015. These funny Quotes will bring smile on your face, Lets enjoy the life with fun and humor.
20 Funny Quotes
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.George Bernard Shaw
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.Calvin Coolidge
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?Robin Williams
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.Billy Connolly
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.Luis Bunuel
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.William Lyon Phelps
Reality continues to ruin my life.Bill Watterson
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.Bill Vaughan
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.W. C. Fields
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.Buddy Hackett
The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.Bill Vaughan
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.Rodney Dangerfield
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.Milton Berle
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.Charles Dudley Warner
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.Laurence J. Peter
If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like.William Feather
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.Hillary Clinton
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.Logan Pearsall Smith
Never put a sock in a toaster.Eddie Izzard
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.Arthur C. Clarke
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