Amazing Funny Quotes with Funny Logic Life is really short so don't take it seriously, just try to live your life with full Swing and laugh with our amazing Funny Quotes collection of twenty different authors, These Quotes will bring Great smile on your face so get ready to smile and enjoy these lovely quotes. 20 Funny Quotes Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm ...