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If Four Is A Party This Is A Parade Written by James Guerin

James Guerin Funny Poetry with Deep Meaning This poem is an ultimately humorous poem, but I dont just want to see only laugh and fun in this poem because it hide really deep meaning of life also in it. Mankind is a strange creature of nature. like wise the animals we keep caged or avoid are as destructive as the human race can be. if we take a close look no other species has the disease, the evil, the love, the hate, the knowledge, the devastation, the resources, the mind, the thoughts.. the capability. its really surprising to see no other animal would waste their life away like so many humans did. Yet, no other animal has never accomplished so much? Or have they? So lets read this poem to find out real deep meaning hidden inside of it.  If Four Is A Party This Is A Parade I have one too many personalities, I don't know which one is really me, So if I'm nice at first, and then I'm mean, You just met Sally, and then met Steve.  Yes, it's strange, ...

Most Romantic Poem My True Love

My True Love Written By Hailey L. Sturgill The author Hailey L Sturgill shares True feeling of Love from the deepest part of his heart: My feelings for you are just come from directly from my heart and i want to show you how much i love you, you can not ignore me. I think that you're the one who born for me! Romantic Love Story My True Love I have a feeling That I can comprehend In my deepest thoughts your are More than just a friend. I wouldn't want to Rush us now As love we explore But there's a growing love inside That we just can't ignore. I love the times we Spend together. We are comfortable And free. I think of you when we are Alone. I think of you and me. We have a share Secrets to uncover. There's more To life then we will both discover. I love you always. I'll love you when you're dumb, I'll love you when you're smart, I'll love you anyway you are, Right from the start. I'll love you if you're tall I'll l...

Funniest Poem Ever - All About Girls

All About Girls - Funny Lesson for Boy  All About girls, poet give you secret information about how girls came, how they used your credit card or money, facilities that a girl gets off her boy. The life of the boy turn into a hell without bell, These sudden changes in their mood and their needs he have to say stop please. This funny poem will bring smile on your face! All About Girls Funny Poetry of Fiazio Girls! Girls! They protect you! Mind you, correct you! In ways you never thought of, They enslave you, caress you! You do whatever they say, Sometimes they confuse you! Right then it gets real bad, Misconceptions they kill you! You give them all, You're taken to the mall, Spend all your money, Until you fall! They flirt, tiny skirts! Eyes blink, you're alert! Black magic, their mastered skill! New guys like contraception pills! Some naughty, some innocent, What lies deep inside, Is the killer sense! Oh they messed me up! Damn I now trust this bub, Sitting here gold...

A Night With My Lady Written By Jared M. Stein

Funniest Love Poem By Jared M. Stein A Night With My Lady Written By Jared M. Stein Love is Fun and fun is love, So get ready to laugh with funnest poem written by Jared M. Stein A Night with My Lady. In this poem he describe his funniest night scene with his beloved. The poem have eight Paragraphs and you will really enjoy his romantic description of love night. A Night With My Lady Her body glistens in the light I urge to play with her all night I pick her up and hold her steady Take a deep breath, we both are ready. I run one hand up her long neck Just touching her makes me euphoric Across her body, my right hand goes I've been practicing, believe me, it shows. Her body glistens in the light I urge to play with her all night I pick her up and hold her steady Take a deep breath, we both are ready. Another deep breath, the tension mounts Have to stay focused, every moment counts I am ready lets get movin' Here it goes, we both start groovin'...