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Mark Twain Funny and Logical Quotes

Unique Quotes of Mark Twain

Mark Twain Funny and Logical Quotes
Mark Twain is an adventurer and wily intellectual writer, he wrote the classic American novels The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. These novels are fully loaded with fun and entertainment. Most of his writing give some kind of message from our life. These Messages are full loaded with humor. Here we have top 20 Mark Twain Quotes. 

Best 20 Quotes of Mark Twains

Mark Twain 
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
Mark Twain

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
Mark Twain

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
Mark Twain

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very'; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
Mark Twain

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
Mark Twain

As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.
Mark Twain

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
Mark Twain

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.
Mark Twain

As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.
Mark Twain

She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.
Mark Twain

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Mark Twain

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
Mark Twain

The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter - 'tis the difference between the lightning-bug and the lightning.
Mark Twain

Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Mark Twain

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
Mark Twain

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Mark Twain

The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.
Mark Twain

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.
Mark Twain

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